There’s a 55+ club in del tura fort myers, Florida (US).

So what?— you might ask. Well, there is a Robocitan — a 55+ Robocitan — who fell in love with golf and senior clubs, who wants to go spending two weeks in Florida this summer and get the best sports training possible: Kup.

Kup was the robot who approached me today after lunch, in the meeting room, to ask whether I’d like to go with him and keep him company. He’s nice and safe, he swore, and I have nothing to worry about and all to gain. He laughed out loud and I laughed too, but— seriously?!

I hardly earn enough money to pay my tuition!

I trust Kup, he’s a good friend and he’s like a grandfather to me, but I don’t think I’d have a good time there… I mean, I’m only 21, he and his friends are over 55. There’s no way I could find the place entertaining for my age range. Also, I think I know another person (and a friend of Kup’s) who may be interested in going to Florida: our head chef and gardener, Unicron Spacey.

Unicron definitely needs some relax.

He’s a super-busy guy and he could really use a 40,000 sq. ft. clubhouse with a 27-Hole golf course, a trendy pub and the possibility to dedicate time to some of his favorite hobbies, like shuffleboard and ceramics.

Unicron is a wonderful robot, he’s also like a grandfather to most of us young —orphan— Robocitans, he’s a man of word and a sensible person. He would be a perfect travel mate to Kup.

I’m gonna tell him tomorrow!

P.S. I’m courting Zetter Calistos. Yeah– would you have ever imagined? ^///^ I feel super shy… but I can’t help trying a little. Just a little, really. Perhaps he didn’t notice, uhm… a part of me hopes so.